you brood and polish razors.
i kill the bitches you put in your pies though D:
but i kill your bitch basically.
you would lick the bitch too haha
lucy was my bitch for a week.
then i said take the poison. i'm done with you.
then the stupid blonde bitch couldn't even die properly.
so you had to lie once i came waltzing in on a ship.
how do you fail at dying by poison?
seriously, you fail at killing yourself.
can't trust blonde bitches.
they're dumber than barbie.
well, you're an exception.
so i save your bitch ass from stupidity.
that's why i'm the smart one.
and i'm the let's kill bitches.
how does german make you doubly fucked? o_O
because they killed loads of people.
we're suicidal little bastards.
bellatrix lestrange was born. lulz.
or black, as she was known then.
oh noooooes. she wins all the awards.
the moment of her birth created a shockwave of awesome and badassery so big everyone was all "AWWWW SHIIIIIIIT" and they stopped fighting.
hitler surrendered to bellatrix.
he knew he'd never be as BAMF as her.
he was on his hands and knees.
and then after he killed himself, because he'd met a true BAMF and he could die happy. he had to die.
no one could live after meeting with the HBIC.
a few years later bellatrix learned to clone herself.
and helena bonham carter emerged.
and then the world was PERFECT.
then tim burton picked up some clay.
amy's brain is about to explode right now.
YOU'RE A BRAIN CHILD OF TIM BURTON.
i do it because i must tell at least one other of the truth.
he put the brains in me : \
helena was mucking with the clay that you were made from.
the places my clay has been.
suddenly your entire existence makes sense
i exploded about twenty times on that one.