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A normal convo with my twinnie goes like this...

me says (5: 51 PM)
you're sweeney.
i'm lovett.
: P
twinnie says (5: 51 PM)
lol
me says (5: 52 PM)
i let bitches die.
and put them in a pie.
you brood and polish razors.
twinnie says (5: 52 PM)
xD
twinnie says (5: 53 PM)
i kill the bitches you put in your pies though D:
me says (5: 53 PM)
but i kill your bitch basically.
twinnie says (5: 53 PM)
lols
me says (5: 53 PM)
i'm lick bitch is dead.
me says (5: 54 PM)
*like
xD
twinnie says (5: 54 PM)
xD
you would lick the bitch too haha
me says (5: 54 PM)
oh yeah.
lucy was my bitch for a week.
then i said take the poison. i'm done with you.
twinnie says (5: 55 PM)
hahahahahahaha omg.
me says (5: 55 PM)
xD
twinnie says (5: 55 PM)
then the stupid blonde bitch couldn't even die properly.
me says (5: 55 PM)
i know right.
twinnie says (5: 55 PM)
so you had to lie once i came waltzing in on a ship.
me says (5: 55 PM)
like really?
twinnie says (5: 56 PM)
how do you fail at dying by poison?
seriously, you fail at killing yourself.
me says (5: 56 PM)
by being a dumb bitch.
twinnie says (5: 56 PM)
haha
she was blonde.
i blame the yellow hair.
can't trust blonde bitches.
they're dumber than barbie.
me says (5: 57 PM)
ooooi.
i was born blonde.
twinnie says (5: 57 PM)
well, you're an exception.
i was born brunette.
me says (5: 58 PM)
xD
twinnie says (5: 58 PM)
so i save your bitch ass from stupidity.
me says (5: 58 PM)
phew.
twinnie says (5: 58 PM)
that's why i'm the smart one.
me says (5: 58 PM)
yesh.
and i'm the let's kill bitches.
twinnie says (5: 58 PM)
i'm brunette AND asian
so i'm double smart.
me says (5: 59 PM)
and i'm doubly fucked.
blonde and german.
twinnie says (5: 59 PM)
how does german make you doubly fucked? o_O
me says (6: 00 PM)
because they killed loads of people.
xD
twinnie says (6: 00 PM)
so did the japs D:
we're suicidal little bastards.
me says (6: 00 PM)
we're homocidal.
xD
twinnie says (6: 00 PM)
lol
we're homicidal too
pearl harbor.
iwo jima.
me says (6: 00 PM)
yeah but hitler.
me says (6: 01 PM)
he wins the evil battle.
twinnie says (6: 01 PM)
pft no.
me says (6: 01 PM)
hoooooow?
twinnie says (6: 01 PM)
bellatrix lestrange was born. lulz.
twinnie says (6: 02 PM)
or black, as she was known then.
trollolololololol
me says (6: 02 PM)
oh noooooes. she wins all the awards.
twinnie says (6: 02 PM)
yup
twinnie says (6: 03 PM)
the moment of her birth created a shockwave of awesome and badassery so big everyone was all "AWWWW SHIIIIIIIT" and they stopped fighting.
me says (6: 03 PM)
and i do mean all. : :
twinnie says (6: 03 PM)
hitler surrendered to bellatrix.
lulz.
he knew he'd never be as BAMF as her.
me says (6: 03 PM)
he was on his hands and knees.
twinnie says (6: 03 PM)
he BEGGED.
me says (6: 03 PM)
pleaded even.
twinnie says (6: 03 PM)
oh yes.
me says (6: 03 PM)
a few tears shed.
lots of blood.
twinnie says (6: 04 PM)
and then after he killed himself, because he'd met a true BAMF and he could die happy. he had to die.
no one could live after meeting with the HBIC.
a few years later bellatrix learned to clone herself.
me says (6: 05 PM)
-melts-
twinnie says (6: 05 PM)
and helena bonham carter emerged.
and then the world was PERFECT.
me says (6: 05 PM)
and the world died.
twinnie says (6: 05 PM)
yup.
me says (6: 05 PM)
too much brilliance.
twinnie says (6: 06 PM)
then tim burton picked up some clay.
and we were all reborn.
me says (6: 06 PM)
oh god.
twinnie says (6: 06 PM)
we lived again.
me says (6: 06 PM)
born from ti burton.
twinnie says (6: 06 PM)
YES.
me says (6: 06 PM)
*m
twinnie says (6: 06 PM)
amy's brain is about to explode right now.
me says (6: 06 PM)
why you do this to me?
D:
twinnie says (6: 07 PM)
YOU'RE A BRAIN CHILD OF TIM BURTON.
me says (6: 07 PM)
that's sad though. D:
twinnie says (6: 07 PM)
i do it because i must tell at least one other of the truth.
me says (6: 07 PM)
cause it's a bad brain.
twinnie says (6: 07 PM)
he put the brains in me : \
me says (6: 07 PM)
i have the filth.
twinnie says (6: 07 PM)
yep.
twinnie says (6: 08 PM)
helena was mucking with the clay that you were made from.
me says (6: 08 PM)
omh.
omh.
omh.
twinnie says (6: 08 PM)
xD
me says (6: 08 PM)
the places my clay has been.
o.o
-dies-
no wonder it's so juicy.
twinnie says (6: 09 PM)
suddenly your entire existence makes sense
doesn't it?
me says (6: 09 PM)
i exploded about twenty times on that one.